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Kinky Count Klaus
Senior Staff Writer

Greg is a hirsute freelance writer whose misguided sense of artistic integrity places him at nefarious odds with nearly everyone capable of making a comfortable living, leaving him adrift on a churning black sea of greed and apathy, forever pursued by the razor-toothed demons of self-doubt. He also likes pandas.

Email Greg - greg@monstersatplay.com

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Best Breakfast Cereal Ever
Frankenberry, with a raspberry Zinger chaser

Best Cartoons to Watch while Eating Frankenberry
Herculoids or Roger Ramjet

Favorite Dirty Movie
Anything by Michael Ninn

Coolest Actor Not Currently Alive
Klaus Kinski

Perfect Meal to Cook for Someone You Intend to Have Sex With
Moroccan Lamb Tagine with Olives

Best DVDs to Watch while Completely Shitfaced
Mad Monster Party & Shogun Assassin

Coolest Band Ever
Roxy Music

Favorite Hand
Right (see also: Favorite Dirty Movie)

Most Supreme Badass Motor Vehicle I Don't Currently Own
1971 Hemi Cuda

Favorite Intoxicant
Chateau de Roquefort Bordeaux 1996