Monkey with a Straight Razor
Senior Staff Writer

When not chasing skirts or buying movies none of my coworkers have heard of nor care about, I sell car stereos to the unwashed and undereducated masses for Best Buy. All of this is a mere side project until I get off of my duff and write my screenplay, which will make millions, just like everyone else's first screenplay. Then I'll be selling scripts to unwashed and undereducated studio heads, trying to convince them of the marketability to the unwashed and undereducated masses. I will die soon afterwards when the irony becomes too much to bear. Until then, I go to bars and wait.

Email Carl - carl@monstersatplay.com

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