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by Gregory S. Burkart Senior Staff Writer
Completed in 2001 but finally seeing a limited release
this Halloween, this earnest little thriller from producer-
director John Hancock (BANG THE DRUM SLOWLY) marks a welcome
return to the horrific territory he explored more than 30
years ago in the creepy sleeper LET’S SCARE JESSICA TO
DEATH.
Shot on HD video and based on a novel by director’s wife
Dorothy Tristan, SUSPENDED ANIMATION is an involving horror-
tinged mystery that draws its strength entirely from
compelling characters caught up in a nightmarish - but
entirely believable - chain of events, and ultimately proves
shocking... by choosing NOT to shock. I’ll explain that
later.
While vacationing with his two obnoxious buddies, Tom
Kempton, (Alex McArthur), director of several successful
animated movies, crashes his snowmobile in the worst
possible location: the isolated woodland abode of the
Boulette sisters, a pair of goofy but extremely lethal
middle-aged cannibals who drug him, strap him into a
wheelchair and proceed to torment him with the prospect of
an extremely unpleasant demise.
Shortly after being subjected to a cabinet full of
severed body parts (including the inevitable pickled
pecker), but slightly before having his pinky chopped off,
Tom attempts to save his own skin (not to mention the rest
of his organs) by marshaling the only resource at his
disposal - his artistic skill - and tries to convince
gangly, washed-up ballerina Vanessa (Laura Esterman) that
she’d be the perfect model for a sorceress character in his
next film. His plan to turn her against her dumpy sister Ann
(Sage Allen) backfires, however, and it is only the last-
second arrival of his pals that saves Tom from the sisters’
soup-pot.
Months later, Tom is still tormented by memories of his
ordeal, despite assurances by police that both sisters were
killed. In an effort to purge himself of recurring
nightmares, he channels his fears into his work: he begins
research into the Boulette family tree, with the intention
of making good on his promise to incorporate Vanessa’s image
into his next film.
A bit of amateur sleuthing leads him to another Boulette
sibling, crusty convict Phillip (J.E. Freeman), whom Tom
pays five grand to reveal the identity of Vanessa’s daughter
Clara (Maria Cina). Abandoned by her mother at age seven and
raised unaware of her psychotic lineage, Clara is an
aspiring actress currently working as a bartender in L.A.
Tom finds no evidence of the Boulette family curse in the
lovely, sensitive Clara... but finds plenty in her son
Sandor (Fred Meyers), a pimply, sunken-eyed teen who beats
his mother and dismembers small animals.
Tom’s obsession with his almost-murderers slowly mutates
into a growing affection for Clara, born not only out of
sympathy for her plight, but also from a desire to free her
from her family’s curse, which he realizes has been reborn
in her monstrous offspring. His feelings for her create more
than just unrest in his marriage to the remarkably
understanding Hilary (Rebecca Harrell); his obsession
ultimately draws him back into the same lethal spiral of
mayhem that nearly claimed his life months earlier.
There’s nothing creatively remarkable about Hancock’s
straightforward direction, but this is more of an actors’
movie, propelled by characters both believably written and
well-performed. The handsome, intense McArthur (whose last
foray into horrific cinema was as the psycho in William
Friedkin’s love song to capital punishment, RAMPAGE) anchors
the film nicely with a believable performance; it’s easy to
identify with his dark obsession. Cina conveys sensitivity
as the tortured Clara, whose emotional pain comes across
without descending into histrionics. On the psycho side, the
sisters are a hoot: as Ann, Allen does a dead-on Kathy Bates
from MISERY (by way of the CHAINSAW family), and Esterman
(who looks like SCTV’s Andrea Martin) chews up the scenery
as the melancholy maniac Vanessa. Even young Meyers provokes
a shudder and a giggle as the perpetually leering Sandor - a
stick-thin turbo-geek with the strength of ten men... well,
ten geeks, anyway.
Performances aside, what struck me as most impressive
about this project was the fact that it chooses not to
continue down the deranged path of its first half-hour,
which I’d feared was turning into the umpteenth version of
the “Psycho Rednecks Abduct City Folk, Eat Some Of Them, and
Receive Bloody Comeuppance at the Hands of Few Remaining
Survivors” genre, currently oh-so-in-vogue this year. Not
that I’m tired of the “PRACFESOTRBCHFRS” genre... far from
it, really. But the fact that ANIMATION chooses to fall
back, distance itself from the horror, then proceed to
examine the characters involved in a sensitive and realistic
way, that totally caught me off-guard. I mean, where’s the
“shocking” twist ending? Isn’t that character a red herring?
Wait, is that killer really dead? Is it all a fabrication of
the protagonist’s mind, or maybe just an elaborate ruse
concocted to lure him into... you know, the usual crap that
Hollywood writers use to convince you (and themselves) how
fucking clever they are. None of that nonsense here. Even
the score by Angelo Badalamanti, while decent, doesn’t show
off the composer’s usual musical quirks. You know, sometimes
when you want a really good steak, you don’t want a bunch of
roast garlic mango glaze with a mint leaf and twist of
truffle on top. Just give me the goddamn steak. You know
what I’m saying?
So at the risk of decimating the metaphor: if you like
your cinematic meat well-done, not too bloody, and pretty
darn satisfying, check this one out.

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