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by Star C Foster Junior Staff Writer
Dead Serious is anything but; a humor infused action film
that's a bit like Versus in it's ultimate match-up - only
instead of Vampries vs. Zombies vs. The Yakuza in the haunted woods,
Dead Serious gives us Homosexuals vs. A Christian Coalition
vs. Vampires in a Brooklyn gay bar. It's a little action, a little
televangelism, a little punchy dialog, a little parody and a lot of
fake blood. It's also quite fun.
The movie's success is largely due to the core cast of unlikely
heroes, and their ability to play the script straight (no groaning!)
while the production so clearly has its tongue firmly cheek. Still, no
small amount of credit must be given to Tom Cahill, whose over-the-top,
villainous Dr. Bruno Gant (who suffered from the unfortunate Super
Villain disease: Before I Kill You Let Me Detail My Plan and By the
Way Did I Tell You I Have One Secret Weakness-itis) seemed inspired by
Christopher Lee's Hammer Horror days, coupled with Caesar Romero's
Joker. Such cold poise, such well-swept hair - such a rictus grin.
Don't expect too much from Dead Serious by way of special
effects; it's mostly good old-fashioned fangs and make-up effects,
which are quite effective (although the film does provide one or two
surprising, if not altogether convincing CG effects late in the film,
which I feel it could have easily done without). In the end, it's not
really about the monsters anyway. At least not of the bump-in-the-night
variety. For all its silliness, Dead Serious is a movie
with a message. And although it's evident in the subtext (such as it
is), it's also in the text as well. In fact, the film is very keen
that you get the point, so it goes about repeating it several times
over. Usually I find myself very irritated with a film that doesn't
trust the narrative to get its point across, but I was so busy
giggling at Dead Serious that I forgot to be aggravated.
The festival preceded Dead Serious with a short called
Dirtyglitter 1: Damien, a short about a self-obsessed junkie
which I will admit I did not entirely follow. However I was immensely
impressed with the slick and imaginative look of it. A combination of
live action, animation and CGI effects, it struck me as having a very
video game sensibility to it. It's a style I hope to see more of, and
one that would be well suited to the movies that deal in magic
realism.

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