

by Douglas Waltz Staff Writer
When Roger Corman purchased the soviet flick PLANETA
BUR, or PLANETA BURG (1962) as it's more popularly
known he knew that it was a masterpiece. And as any
good exploitation director of the times he did what
any of them would do. He chopped it up to make a
movie that Americans would watch. This was Curtis
Harrington's VOYAGE TO THE PREHISTORIC PLANET (1965).
It was a highly entertaining bit of cut and paste
filmmaking. So entertaining that Corman decided to
use more of the footage in QUEEN OF BLOOD (1966) the
next year. To make sure that it worked as well as the
first one he used the directorial skills of Harrington
again. For some reason Roger thought if he could get
two feature films from this footage why not use it one
more time.
This time he brought fledgling director Peter
Bogdonavich aboard, gave him the footage and
instructed him to make yet another feature film from
PLANETA BUR.
Bogdonavich went into the realm of the weird with this
one. It seems that there's a manned flight to Venus that runs into trouble so, they send another
rocketship to rescue the professor, his assistant and
what may be the coolest robot for the time period.
When they arrive on Venus there are many dangerous
monsters trying to eat our erstwhile astronauts.
There are also the prehistoric women. How
do we know they're prehistoric? They wear shells for
bikini tops and have bell bottom polyester pants. And
since the blonde bombshell Mamie Van
is their leader they had to dig up some seriously huge
sea shells for her.
The film is fascinating in that from a narration by
one of the astronauts, we learn that he has the hots
for Mamie. even though, due to the fact that his
footage is from the original film, they never share a
scene together. That doesn't stop him from going ape
talking about her and who can really blame him? Mamie
was the last of the blonde bombshells and this film
uses her to her best advantage.
There are a few things that Bogdonavich does in this
film that is nothing short of pure genius. Besides
the story line that is fabricated from the footage
that had already been seen by the masses twice he
manages to deliver a good, tight story. The only new
footage he needed was of the prehistoric women.
PLANETA BUR carried the rest. And to make doubly sure
that he could do it quick he made himself the narrator
to prevent relying on an actor for the work. It was
also very budget conscious because you know that
Corman was only gonna pay him once. The other pure
stroke of inspiration was making all the women
telepaths. There were no lines to learn during
production. No chance of flubbing a scene because
they couldn't remember their lines. It would all be
recorded in post.
The disc is presented in its original letterboxed form
along with some wonderful extras. In addition to the
obligatory stills gallery we get two
wonderful compliments to the film. The first is the
original photo novel from Russia for the original
PLANETA BUR. The bigger your television the easier
this particular feature is on the eyes.
Then there's the one reason to buy this disc. The
featurette BEING MAMIE is a newly shot production that
gives us the behind the scenes stuff on the flick. It
also shows us Mamie as an actress during a time where
there was a plethora of blonde bombshells. She even
jokes at one point that when she was offered a bit and
couldn't do it she'd refer it to either Marilyn Monroe
or Jane Mansfield. And they did the same for her.
She covers her USO work in Vietnam, something that a
lot of people probably didn't know about her. The
mini documentary shows a sassy lady with a heart of
gold. She also didn't take much shit in her career
either. In a story concerning VOYAGE TO THE PLANET
OF PREHISTORIC WOMEN, she tells about how Bogdonavich
wanted her to get into the water waaaay off the coast
of California and she knew it was dangerous so she
told him to shove it. He also tried to get her to
bite the head off a real fish for a scene. Needless
to say they rigged up a fake fish for the scene. The
entire documentary is filled with historic trivia of
the time period.
Any flaws to this release of what many consider NOT
to be a classic? Really only the footage that
Bogdonavich shot. Its a little washed out which could
be the age of the print used. Retromedia, the
company releasing the disc apologize for the quality
of the print up front. And finally, when the
prehistoric women drag the robot from the ocean to
worship as their god, it's pretty obvious that
somebody welded a couple of barrels together to make a
robot. Other than that this is a great example of
seat of your pants filmmaking that works well. As a
last bit of trivia, this is the film that Boris
Karloff saw that made him recommend Bogdonavich to
direct the fabulous TARGETS.

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