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by Bradley Harding Senior Staff Writer
“Transit Angel” is a 39-minute short that, at best, has the charming
naivete of an ambitious student film. Sort of a combination of the
tiresome “Prophecy” series and “The Matrix,” “Angel” is a morality play
that manages to sidestep the moral. The plot involves an angel named,
cleverly enough, Faith (Maggie Rose Fleck) who has the curious job of
watching over the sad and conflicted at a transit station. Fortunately
for her, the people that she watches over carry on internal
first-person monologues about themselves, clearly spelling out who they
are and their various problems.
Faith, looking like a goth Carrie-Anne Moss (complete with sunglasses)
follows an actress (Sarah Ing) late for an audition. Not only is our
actress late, she feels she’s too fat for the job anyway. In addition
to her insecurities, she once had a great gig as the spokesperson for
Snap fruit drink, but that all came crashing down once the company went
bankrupt after someone found a chicken head in one of the bottles. Now
she has the dubious distinction of being known as the “chicken head in
the fruit drink girl.” Faith’s ingenious idea of intervention is to
sneak a note in the actress’s pocket that reads: “have faith.” Little
does the goodly angel know that evil demon Destamon (David K. Hart)
also donning the all-black w/sunglasses look, has been following her.
When Chicken Head in the Fruit Drink Girl randomly runs into a b-movie
actress (Katy Medders) and her more famous friend Starr (Jamie Kern),
Faith bestows a friendship blessing on all three. Upset that the angel
has blessed the women, Destamon naturally follows the most famous one
to inflict some damage. This amounts to putting a gun in the backseat
of her car just before a meeting with a philandering boyfriend. The
scenario ends badly. Destamon soon has a funny exchange with his leader
Darkus (gotta love the subtlety with the names...) who looks a lot like a
backyard spook house devil. The horn-headed cackler gives his minion a
special sword that will kill the goodly transit spirit. At the grave of
Starr’s philandering boyfriend, Destamon challenges Faith to fight him
at the angel’s battlefield. If she refuses, he will continue to disrupt
her blessings of the transit people. What in heaven’s name will she do?
There are certain aspects of “Angel” that do work within its limited
scope. Though the story structure is uneven, there is a modicum of
tension created with the strong score and a few smart editing choices.
Writer/director/producer John Christian (who also wrote the music) does
an adequate job of building a momentum with his unfocussed storyline;
“Angel” is never boring. The main problem (aside from the marginal
performances) is the script with its underwritten characters and poor
dialogue. Much of what is spoken is either overly dramatic or randomly
comedic. The choice to follow the most sketchily rendered of the three
actress characters also seems a bit odd. Why introduce Chicken Head
with her bizarre tale of woe, only to leave her at the transit? The
aptly named Christian also seems to want to make some sort of grand
statement about faith. But faith in what exactly? The unhappy transit
characters (including a jobless family man contemplating suicide)
aren’t wrestling with faith in any religious context - and seem to
learn nothing from their slight interventions. They are touched by an
angel only in the most literal sense. The main protagonist is Faith and
her only dilemma is whether or not she should fight the demon. Not
symbolically, but literally fight him sub-Matrix style. Whatever god is
ruling the earth in “Transit Angel” it’s a good bet that it’s not
Buddha.
Special features include (and are limited to) a well-edited trailer and
a very brief bio of director Christian (which consists of a photograph
and copy that identifies him as a boy scout of America).

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