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by Gregory S. Burkart Senior Staff Writer
Long absent from the home-video arena - and never before
officially released on DVD - this Australian sleeper has
long been touted as a Down-Under "Carrie" knock-off, but is
actually a wickedly unique suspense flick (allegedly based
on a true story) from Richard Franklin, who followed a
couple of years later with the excellent "Road Games" and
the much less impressive "Psycho II." Franklin's devotion
to Alfred Hitchcock was already apparent in his first
horror project, which sports more than a few nods to the
big H's cinematic sensibility.
Patrick (Robert Thompson) is a young man with an odd way of
expressing himself. His only physical act in the entire
film occurs during the pre-title sequence, in which he
matter-of-factly disposes of his mother and her lover in
the midst of their post-coital bubble bath. Three years and
one credit sequence later, Pat's laid out in Room 15 of the
Roget Clinic, comatose since the day of the murder. His
inert form is hooked to an array of expensive-looking
equipment, much to the chagrin of Dr. Roget himself (Robert
Helpmann) - a cynical, bug-eyed loon whose hobbies include
lobotomizing frogs (including one on camera - too bad Steve
Irwin wasn't famous yet). Roget, who takes malicious glee
in jabbing Patrick with needles, dubs him "A born devil, on
whose nature nurture can never stick." His fellow candidate
for the Patch Adams Wellness award is Matron Cassidy (Julia
Blake), whose only admirable quality is perfect posture -
no doubt due to the broomstick jammed up her ass. Cassidy
spouts heartwarming adages such as "Disease, like God,
moves in mysterious ways." She's quite miffed at Patrick's
resilience, and won't even enter his room.
Into this garden of love comes poor Katherine (Susan
Penhaligon), blessed with bottomless empathy, cursed with
really bad hair, and hounded by her estranged husband Ed
(Rod Mullinar), whose skills as a stalker are a bit
lacking. Desperate to support her new independence, Kathy
takes a job as a nurse at the clinic where, of course, her
initiation into service involves caring for the creepy guy
in Room 15 - a duty she really doesn't mind at all. As time
passes, Kathy begins to look forward to her hours with
Patrick, no doubt considering him to be the first non-
threatening man she's met in a long time. She gets to enjoy
this delusion for about 30 minutes before her first
impression goes straight down the crapper.
That's because Patrick is far from brain-dead. Not only is
that noggin filled to overflowing with homicidal rage, but
he's also had three years to beef up his latent
psychokinetic abilities. If that weren't enough, he's got a
crush on Kathy, mistaking her kindness for physical
affection (to be fair, that hand-job might have fostered
the wrong impression), and he's more than willing to use
his powers to wipe out anyone who might be in the way - in
other words, pretty much the entire cast.
Considering the pyrotechnic potential of this situation,
Franklin's approach is fairly subdued. Don't be misled by
Elite trumpeting the blurb "Extremely Bloody!" on the
package art; there are very few graphic moments, although
quite a bit of sex for a PG film (ah, the '70s). The
suspense lies instead with the bizarre relationship that
unfolds between Kathy and her creepy patient. Chubby-
cheeked Penhaligon is a sweet and sympathetic lead, but
considering most of the other characters are comically
overwrought, it's not a tough job. Everett De Roche's
script drips with irony, giving the actors ample room to
camp it up in a style reminiscent of late-period Hammer,
and even injects (pardon the pun) a touch of social
criticism. Some nice visual touches - love that "EMERGENCY
(EN)TRANCE" sign - and a macabre sense of humor give a
needed shot in the arm (pardon again) to what would
otherwise have been your basic '70s movie-of-the-week
material. Composer Brian May (lauded for his work on the
"Mad Max" series) provides a passable Bernard Hermann-
flavored score, but should be severely bitch-slapped for
contributing the cinema's lamest "Jaws" in-joke ever.
Elite gives this cult classic the royal treatment for its
DVD debut, presenting the uncut European release in 1.78:1
widescreen. The print is pretty decent, considering the
film's age and relative obscurity, even if the colors are
slightly washed out. The Dolby Mono track (Spanish & French
dubs are also available) is passable, but the occasional
"jump" effects (particularly THAT one - you'll know when it
happens) come through nicely.
Extra treats include an informative and amusing commentary
from Franklin, exclusive to Elite's disc; filmographies of
nearly every major player (on both sides of the camera);
the grubby-looking (and title-less) Australian trailer,
which gives away most of the film's major twists; the
decent-condition American release trailer; and a fairly
unspectacular Easter Egg - all wrapped up with super-cool
animated menus. All in all, this disc marks a welcome
return for one of Australia's rare early horror
productions, assuring that at least one of the genre's
celebrated treasures has not been forgotten.

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