

by Douglas Waltz Staff Writer
Jason Voorhees has been after all these years
successfully captured. Executed is a different matter
altogether. Nothing seems to work. And if Dr. Wimmer
David Cronenberg has his way, Jason will be
the next advancement in military might. Of course,
since Jason is scheduled for cryogenic entombment, Dr.
Wimmer might not get his wish. And as in any good
Friday The 13th, things hit the fan early and Jason is
frozen along with Rowan (Lexa Doig), head of Crystal
Lake Research and the woman who put him on ice. Then
we get a four hundred year jump and the Earth is a
wasteland. A perfect place for a group of science
students and their professor to look for relics of the
old Earth. That's right, they find Jason and Rowan and
put them on their spaceship, Grendel. Of course the
ship is brimming with nubile young women and their
male counterparts. And someone lets Jason
thaw, bad move. It isn't long before he is at
it again and being on a spaceship makes it all the
better. He's got a captive audience with no where to
go.
The concept of a slasher in space sounds hokey at
first. Thankfully the first time screenplay by Todd
Farmer makes it work. We get a little more humor than
usual. After ten installments you are bound to parody
yourself. I mean we're talking about a mass murderer
that is virtually indestructible. Finding him worthy
opponents is like finding bad guys that Superman can't
beat. Farmer is smart enough to inject a few new
elements to the series. We get a squad of space
marines ala ALIENS. Also KM is the best android
since Lance Henriksen, also from ALIENS (Hmmm,
I'm sensing a pattern). In addition to that we get
uses for a holodeck that never came up in Star
Trek : TNG. Usually, the characters in a Friday The
13th film are busy hoofing it as far away from Jason
as possible. Now they rush right at him guns blazing.
Poor bastards must not have caught any of his earlier
films.
The other characters are a little one dimensional. We
don't get a lot of time to make any sort of emotional
attachments. Lead Lexa Doig is gorgeous and
one of the best babes to go up against Jason since
Part 7 when he had to hold his own against Lars Park
Lincoln and her telekinetic whammy.
Jason has always been my favorite slasher. He's
quieter than Freddy. Not as freaky as Leatherface. And
seems more, I don't know, sincere than Michael. He's
about one thing...killing good looking teenagers. It
doesn't hurt that this is Kane Hodder's fourth time up
at bat. He brings a consistency to the character. If
you've met Kane in person you can tell it's him by the
body movements and his eyes. But, when he's on his
killing jag it doesn't matter. The man plays lunatic
to perfection. Why? Who cares? It makes for a great 93
minutes of celluloid.
Director Jim Isaac gives us the most bang you can get
for your buck. All those years of doing special
effects for Cronenberg must have paid off. He also
did something quite daring for the film. Most films
up to the point of Jason X would digitize portions of
the film to do CGI and other special effects. Jason X
is the first film to be shot entirely on film, then
the entire film is digitized and then a print is made
from that. They were able to tweak any little thing
they wanted on any given frame of film. What can I
say? It's gorgeous. To make sure that the viewing
experience is optimum they give us a disc with
widescreen, Dolby digital 5.1 Surround Sound, DTS
Surround sound and stereo surround sound. Crank this
puppy up and turn off the lights, it's just like being
in the theater.
The disc gives us two documentaries, The Many Lives Of
Jason Voorhees and By Any Means Necessary:The Making
OF Jason X. The first gives us an overview of Jason
from the Mongoloid boy in the lake up to the new and
improved Uber Jason. It has some great
commentary by Joe Bob Briggs and Mark and Mike from
the documentary AMERICAN MOVIE. Not as in depth as a
lot of fans would like, but some definite effort was
made in linking the various incarnations of our
favorite slasher. The other documentary is just a
behind the scenes kind of thing. It's here that we
learn that the entire film is digitized. Really the
only valuable piece of information in the entire
documentary. We also get the theatrical trailer and if
you have DVD-ROM, then you can read the script as
well.
Then there is my favorite option I've ever seen in a
DVD. It's called JUMP TO A DEATH. That's right, not
interested in valuable character development? Just
want to see a bunch of well deserving morons get
theirs? Then just click to this option and it will
play all the kill scenes in sequential order. Truly
the best innovation in DVD technology in years.
Jason X is what all the other discs in the series need
to be. Unfortunately, they're all stripped down, bare
bones editions. Maybe when we reach our thirteenth
installment New Line will put out a box set. I
remember years ago when there was a rumor that there
would be thirteen installments. Back then it seemed
impossible. Now there's only three to go and with the
attention that the Jason VS Freddy flick is getting
we'll get our three more. Ad maybe when he's finished
mopping up that red and green clad psycho from dream
land, he'll get the title shot at Michael and
Leatherface. Now that would be cool.

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