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by Gregory S. Burkart Senior Staff Writer
Boasting a microscopic budget (under $8000) and plenty
of indie street cred thanks to a healthy showing at
Sundance, this labor of love for writer-director-producer-
star Joe Carnahan and co-producer/co-star Dan Leis (also a
family affair, as half of their respective families
participated on- and off-camera) might have once been
unjustly lumped together with the seventeen thousand blood-
drenched Tarantino knock-offs produced in the years
following RESERVOIR DOGS. (Not to mention the distributors
pretty much hyped it on those grounds.) Upon closer
examination, you might discover this oil-spewing Mopar
muscle machine actually owes more to David Mamet's
GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS than to the hyper-violent shoot-em-ups
of the mid-'90s, and comes out all the better for it.
Carnahan and Leis play uber-sleazy used car salesmen Sid
and Bob, whose in-your-face & down-your-throat sales pitch
would make Billy Mays soil his whiter whites in shame.
Unfortunately for them, they're getting screwed even more
than their customers, thanks to the big-money machinations
of their chief rival, Mr. Woo (Dan Harlan), whose massive
inventory and bottomless promotional resources are driving
the boys' pathetic lemon farm into the shitter.
Deep in the red and mere days away from eviction, Sid &
Bob are driven to desperate measures - culminating in a
deal brokered by their deadbeat distributor Ray (James
Slater), who's even sleazier than they are. The
arrangement, directed by parties unknown, is deceptively
simple: keep a cherry '63 Le Mans on their lot for 48
hours. This task will apparently net them $250,000 - half
in advance - provided (a) they don't drive it anywhere, and
(b) they don't open the trunk. Transgressing the first rule
will result in the driver being ventilated by a redneck
(Kurt Johnson) with a high-powered rile; violating the
second will detonate several pounds of C-4 wired to the
chassis.
The slightly more level-headed Bob can't work past his
paranoia about what they're getting into, but Sid's greed
and desperation override whatever common sense he might
have possessed, and he eventually agrees to look after the
car. What the boys don't know is that one pack of lowlifes
after another have been gunning each other down to possess
the Pontiac and its mysterious contents, and an ambitious
FBI agent (Mark S. Allen) is dead-set on intercepting it,
convinced the trunk holds a massive cache of drugs.
Fueled by too much booze (and a bullet in his leg from
the trigger-happy cracker), Sid's paranoia starts to get
the best of him, and he becomes convinced they're being set
up. To make matters worse, he wants to hit the unseen
offenders back. Hard. Against Bob's protests, he concocts a
scheme to ransom the car and its contents for half a
million bucks. An inevitable - but surprising - series of
events sends the dominoes falling hard and fast, leading up
to a real jaw-dropper of a final twist.
Much like Robert Rodriquez's similarly-budgeted EL
MARIACHI, there's a surprising amount of action on display
here, but the focus of the film's smart-assed energy is
definitely Carnahan's razor-sharp dialogue. Delivered
expertly by the director and his co-stars, the rapid-fire
exchanges hit you on the chin like hammer blows and don't
let up for a second. Despite a few too many "damn, I'm hip"
flourishes (and excessive tips of the hat to Q.T.), most of
the characters' anarchic rants are right on the money. Sid
& Bob never really generate much sympathy (they're
basically double-dipped assholes who'd scam their own
grannies for a percentage), but they're never boring, and
that's what counts here. Sure, the plot is seldom more than
a vehicle for these characterizations, but I'd wager that
the script's simplicity is its strength: like a punk-ass
street racer, it's stripped down to the bare essentials for
maximum speed.
Given the film's low-budget origins, it's hard to harp
on the technical details of the 16mm source print, which
was blown up to 35 and cleaned up by distributor Lions
Gate... well, sort of. The resulting grain is about big as
your fist in some of the interior scenes, and the lap
dissolves & other transitions tend to steal some of the
guerilla juice of the project in favor of a direct-to-video
look, which is a shame. Nevertheless, the skill of John A.
Jimenez's camerawork shines through - especially in his use
of colored gels - and overcomes many of the technical
limitations. (Any film student will tell you it's a bitch
to light for 16mm.) The 2.0 audio is nothing to write home
about - most of the left-right activity is devoted to the
music track, while the dialog and sound effects sit pretty
firmly in the middle - but it's clean and clear enough to
punch up the characters' machine-gun banter.
Despite the weak spots that come part-and-parcel with
indie filmmaking, this is a tough, energetic first feature
from some scrappy and talented dudes. The success of this
film propelled Carnahan to bigger and better projects,
including the underrated sleeper NARC. Let's hope his
attachment to the next MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE time-waster
isn't a sign of Joe's devolution into yet another Hollywood
whore. Only time will tell.

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