The warm springtime weather brings out the local peeps in droves. The opening weekend of the 15th Philadelphia Film Festival saw a lot of great films (action, horror and porno, oh my!) and a lot of crazy ass mofos out enjoying the city. Unfortunately, we didn't photograph any of them (not even the fashion shoot in the middle of Broad Street), but instead took photos of our contorted mugs for your viewing displeasure. Bon appetite!

Exterior of the Prince Music Theater in Center City Philadelphia. Dewers on the rocks served daily.	"Attention all Meatball Machines, attack! Repeat, abort!"
Lawrence uses the power of mental thinking to analyze Strange Circus, while Michael is having a psychotic episode caused by the giant three-eyed teddy bear.	From the advertising wizards who brough you Snakes on a Plane, it's "Nurses Uniforms Place"! Coming this summer to a Chestnut Street near you.
Rare photo of the talking ticket machine — which is potentially made of meatballs — at The Bridge: Cinema Duplex. His name is Morton.	Michael is disappointed with his tiny bosoms after watching the mammary-clenching action of Sachiko Hanai.