Fine films and some even finer weather have held your humble narrators in high spirits throughout the 14th Philadelphia Film Festival. The sights and sounds of a sunny Philadelphia spring — filtered through our unique cult-centric perspective — are chronicled below for your dissection and amusement.

The best (or worst, depending on your fondness for the absurd) is yet to come.

After seeing One Missed Call, Lawrence checks his cell phone to find a message... from himself. From the future.*	Michael reacts (as only he can) to seeing this chilling vision of his friend's imminent death. He's also relieved that he doesn't own a cell phone. Suckers!
Lawrence inflates his lower lip to thrice its normal volume, signifying his distaste for Throw Down.	Perhaps the most inappropriately named eating establishment in Philadelphia, Friendly Donuts is anything but.
Actor Malcom McDowell (center) gestures to director David Grieco (left) following the April 16, 2005 screening of Evilenko.	Film fans at The Bridge: Cinema Duplex wait their turn to ask Malcom McDowell which he prefers: Pat's or Geno's.

*Actual Takashi Miike plot device, devised possibly while high.