Any other publication, web or otherwise, would probably spend its time at the Philadelphia Film Festival taking photographs of the theaters, directors and programmers that make the festival an interesting place.

Not us. We'd rather take embarassing photos of ourselves and post them on Monsters At Play for our readers, friends and future ex-girlfriends to see. Indulge your voyeuristic nature with this latest batch of craziness.

Lawrence sells Michael on the benefits of "just friends" spooning in front of The Bridge: Cinema de Lux. Michael requests a date from the sign in front of the Pagoda Noodle Cafe, home of the $5.50 lunch special.*	Possessed by his demonic alter-ego "Ted", Lawrence is compelled to slather his press badge with tongue juice. Michael obeys his thirst with a cold, refreshing Sprite inside the International House.
Michael poses in front of The Bridge: Cinema de Lux with Interact Theater Managing Director Melissa Amster and Lawrence "Fishyface" McGee.	Crowds gather at the Ritz East before the April 10, 2005 showing of Mysterious Skin, undoubtedly to see its cavalcade of child molesting action.

*The sign refuses, claming it has to wash its hair.